I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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