she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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