Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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