Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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