Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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