I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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