But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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