I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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