So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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