he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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