Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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