maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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