I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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