Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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