I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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