would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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