the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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