You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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