That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to stick my p in your. b.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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