I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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