I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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