I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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