idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If that was your dad, he is hot
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just high enough for therapy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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