Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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