What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Randomize
