he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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