I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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