you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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