just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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