i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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