i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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