All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
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you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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