I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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