it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I have post one night stand depression
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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