The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
