He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
there is glitter all over my balls
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