I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
This house was built for laser tag.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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