i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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