Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Even my vagina gasped.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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