i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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