I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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