i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Randomize
