there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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