me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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