Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
