I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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