Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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