If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Just high enough for therapy.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
