you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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