1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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