is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I have tasted many bathrooms
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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