I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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