So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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