This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Is it because I queefed?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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