Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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