Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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