You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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