He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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