i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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