Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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