in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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