Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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