Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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